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brad's sit down and a spot of tea
it's all about my journey through the desert.
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Tuesday, July 08, 2003 :::
Ahhh, good morning sun. I'm going to do something unheard of today. I'm going to say something about every single person on my AOL Instant Messenger Buddy List.
Ready? OK! In order of the alphabeticaltizingocity of your screen names:
p.s. I wrote this while playing "house of jealous lovers" by The Rapture repeatedly on loop. It's "like angry funk."
Patricia - You are straight up awesome. I've been in your bed. You're so aZn, and that's great.
Amy Bonar - You are straight up awesome. I've sat on your bed. Your dad taught me fun things.
Dave Bivona - You make funny faces while you play guitar, and that's great and awesome.
Nichol Tsukushi - One time John Audino poured water down your butt. You love James Taylor, which is great and awesome.
Rachel's ex-roomie Amber - You are fun to stalk, because it amazes me how much I can loathe your away messages.
Alex Tietjen - I punched you in the arm last time I saw you and you quit playing the hitting game. Thanks for the Chee-tos pop.
Patricia Kuo again - In-n-out is great. You're far away now, though. I want to see those pictures.
Michelle - Why did you ever make that weird "awe" screen name. It's dumb looking, which is awesome and great.
Rusty Foxe - The Hog is always for sale, but it shouldn't be sold ever. Enigma? Nah. Thumbtacks hurt.
Josh Atwood - You use a "I2" for R's in your name. Clever bongohead, clever.
Leslie Sherwood - I never liked this name, because it had "Cheese" in it. Gross.
Rachel - A Confederacy of Dunces is rocking my face off, eh, my fellow Ruskie.
Cindie Sharp - Weird, you're on my buddy list still. You've always been nice to me, but we've never spoke ever. The end.
Coral - Your screenname is straight forward. I liked that. It was fun running into you after you disappeared for 2 years.
Leslie Sherwood - Your new house has so much wood on the ceiling...and those horrid drapes.
Catherine - Like water for chocolate, Catherine is necessary for the world to turn.
Dan-o - Your old name was so much better. But who am I to complain? Oh yeah: Brad Kemp.
Brent - You are a man.
Sean - I should've suffocated you with that pillow when I had the chance. Your sister got married: kudos Shanners.
Chase - XXX 69...you jerk
Patricia Kuo once more - I was at Costco, and they have these huge stuffed Pandas. Heads up.
Eric Pruitt - Brother?
Erica - Your the best person named Erica Hansen on Earth. You hate my usage of prepositions, but that's awesome and great.
Erica again - Ralph's quite happy on his own little corner of the world located in the corner of my room.
PJ - Haha, you have a name with "EKU" in it.
Em'ly Stephens - Darling. You are marvelous. For some reason, I want to go to a zoo with you.
Emily Heinzen - I talked to your mom the other day. It was great. You are awesome. Home away from home.
Jonny from Radiohead - You have the most fun away messages ever.
Justine - I see you in the weirdest places. And occasionally, you're sick when I see you.
Ryan - You went to what I'm hoping was a German rave. If not....I hate you.
Rachel - Mmmm Russian gossip. Our lives will rule all.
Erin L. - I can say your last name, but I don't want to spell it wrong. You're funny and Catherine's friend. Best combo ever.
Lesa - I want to argue, not discuss, but argue politics with you.
Leslie Sherwood - You were like my first buddy online ever, I think.
Valerie Mota - You're so awesome and great. I've been to Chuck E's many times, but you're never there.
Leslea - I'll give you that letter I found, and you can show me the letter that you have. It'll be awesome.
Michelley - You are so not Alanis Morrisette.
Linds - You bit me at Nichol's party. I shall never forgive or forget.
J. Vo - You love old men's biographies, and that's great.
Andrew - You met my dad at the golf shoppe.
Catherine - I found two pictures of yours, that you'll really want back.
Catherine - One of them is the lobster. The other is of the bebe. It was in a book I loaned you. Bookmark, I guess.
Hong - You are probably the best human on Earth. I say that with much certainty.
Kristen - I can rock you in hoops anyday anywhere.
Krista - I don't talk to you, but I read your away messages. They're always....perky.
Leslea - Old school name. Quite angelic 'tis.
Liz - Let's go get mall Chinese food and hit on 13 year old girls that gossip too loudly again. Best counterdate ever.
Lyndz - I haven't seen you since I stopped going to Stats. You were sick awhile ago I heard. Stop being sick.
Rego - I listened to Chase's song about you tonight. Let's play football in the street.
Martha - You're a straight-up good person. I have nothing witty to say, really. I like your style.
Michelle - Our little Nucleus...
Megs - You sort of look like Claire Danes. That thought hit me tonight. See you soon. ROCK OUT.
Michelle - Dos Palos beckons you. Don't go.
J.D. - If I had ambition, I'd harass you at the bowling alley. COS is a blackhole. Welcome to it.
Matthew Vitale - Zing. Zing. Shzing. I listened to your "Teenager Vitale" song today. Great times Maffoo.
Danielle - Hi hi butterfly. You're probably the nicest person I know.
Michelle - See below...(what? you have too many names)
Paul - I love you. I've said that to nobody else on this thing. Be creeped out you goon. Michelley tell him about this.
Pingel - You've provided me with more hours of entertainment than you'll ever know (hopefully, at least).
Catherine - I could go for a CCF right about now. Or a CAC. Mmmm CAC.
Jon Poon - You've been quite cordial my last few visits. Thanks for making me addicted to pearl tea, which is scarce in these parts.
Matthew again - Scoop me some ice cream sexy stud.
Scott - NICE!
Danielle - I got gas in Ripon for you once. Did I tell you?
Saree - I'm glad that we've warmed up to each other. We're...awesome....together. I'll see you soon enough.
Michelley - You owe me $10, I'm fluent. Byeeeeeeeee Muah
Sara - me: "pheasant" / you: "hahahaha" / me: "life support" / you: "hahaha"....and that's why you're great
Wednesday Kirven - I've never spoken to you in my life. Don't really want to. Your away messages are chipper.
Chase - I just laughed, because your finisher was weird.
Vishal - I think you have me blocked or something, which is fine. I have nothing but good thoughts of you.
PJ - Thanks for the In-n-out rummy.
Stephany Xu - I have no clue where you are, but you're awesome and great. Best watermelon ever.
Steve Hunt - The man, the myth, the legend.
Ashley - I saw you at Red Lobster. AWESOME AND GREAT.
Chase - "Summer of 69" is a better song in the long run.
Eric - Wanna go to Zissler? Zeriouzly dude.
Tovee - I want to wash your hair again. And cook for you. And eat at your favorite Mexican restaurant.
Haithuy - I WILL MARRY YOU. ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MINE....HAITHUY. I stole your name tag. Yes I did. YOU ARE MINE.
Valerie - I guess I'll have to call you to run into you someday.
Chase - Stop having so many names dude. This bugs. Oh yeah, get better amiga.
Ashley Offalott - You, darling, are a straight up pleasure to talk to. We need to play sometime.
Katy - You said you'd come to Visalia, but you never will, because this isn't a perfect world, where the fun comes to me.
Liz - You are the perfect drug.
Mattias - www.guerrillanews.com has an intriguing little video on the direction of hip-hop. Spoken word shtuff. Oh yeah: prison breakfast.
Courtney - You work a lot. We should play.
Weed - Hong has you beat, but you're the 2nd best person on Earth. Best sibling ever.
Brittany or Britney - You're Catherine's chum. We've had amazing online adventures. AMAZING.
There. Now you're all famous.
::: posted by Bradford J Kempington III at 6:33 AM
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